My Answers

Remember this? Well, here's my answers...



"If you don't have a p*nis how do you hold it?" (When you have to go to the bathroom, but you have to wait.)
I just have to squeeze my muscles together so that the pee doesn't come out.





"Why are small poops harder to push out than big poops?"
Well, small poops aren't really ready to come out yet, so it's harder to push them out. To which Quinn said, "Oh - are they not sludgy and slippery enough?" Yup, that's right, they're not sludgy and slippery enough. If you've ever read, "The Body Book" from USBorne books, you'll know what we're talking about - it refers to poop as sludgy stuff.

Of course, the only revenge for having to answer such questions is to take your kid to see the dinosaur exhibit at the zoo, which he loved, but the revenge comes by forcing him to take a picture with you in front of one of the meat eating dinosaurs!