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Step One:
Remove everything from the counters that does not belong there. Place onto kitchen table.
Step Two:
Throw away any unwanted (and old) food - such as rice cakes and rice cereal that hasn't been eaten in over 6 months.
Step Three:
Tell the husband that he needs to find a different spot to store his "emergency" food supply (5 cans of SPAM, 8 bags of rice, and various other canned foods).
Step Four:
Throw away any unwanted papers: last month's school calendar, newsletters, expired coupons, etc.
Step Five:
Unload the dishwasher.
Step Six:
Load the dishwasher.
Step Seven:
Follow the husband around and clean up after his messes. Do anything and everything in your power to keep those counters looking clean.
Step Eight:
Repeat steps five, six, and seven ad nauseam.
Step Nine:
Realize your in-laws are coming over and throw all the crap on the kitchen table into a laundry basket and hide in the basement.
Step Ten:
Don't forget to pay those bills that are at the bottom of a laundry basket in the basement.
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2 comments:
That is very similar to my routine except I am missing a husband with an emergency food stash. That is now on my list of things to do this week. Woohoo! One more good reason to bring Spam into the house. :)
By the way, what kind of camera are you looking at?
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