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If you want to think
That I've got it together
Then follow these "rules"
Turn down basement tour
Don't open the bedroom door
Shower curtain? closed.
Don't look up at fans
Or out the kitchen windows
Focus on the food
If you want to feel
Better about your own house
These guidelines are yours
Open front closet
Go ahead and take a peek
At the bathtub too
Also don't forget
To use the basement bathroom
Cabinets? Look in!
But no matter what
You choose to do while you're here
Relax and have fun!
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6 comments:
I'll be wearing my white gloves and doing a very thorough inspection when I get there!
Sounds like my house. Looks pretty good unless you start opening doors.
jennifer - Well, ditch the white gloves - I'll give you a white rag - and you can bring the cleaning solution for the bathtub! =)
kendrawolf - doors, cabinets, curtains - all there to hide stuff, right???
Hahaha, cute haiku that I can relate to more than I wish.
this is too funny.
good work, Cathy!
You're so lucky Jennifer is coming to hang with you! How fun. Did Carl show??
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