Bulky Haiku

First trip to Costco
Have you been there? It's crazy.
Seriously, nuts.

Hearing aides, coffins
huge plasma tvs, laptops
That's just one corner

books, movies, vodka
treadmills, play systems, and bikes
That's in the center


1000 ounces
of V8, frappiccinos,
and energy drinks


And the carts you push?
Big enough to hold two kids
both sitting up top


How much did I spend?
One hundred and forty bucks
And what did I buy?

Animal crackers,
pasta, mac and cheese, rice crisps,
pads and body wash.


Is that all I got?
Maybe, I don't remember.
Post Costco Coma.


****Okay, seriously. How many of you shop at Costco? Do you remember your first experience? That place was crazy and I was not prepared at all. Flowers, patio sets, clothes, video games, pool toys, frozen food, cereal, and more more more. Crazy. I only wanted to get an 8x8 photo printed before Saturday. And that was not possible through the mail and every other photo developing place had no idea how to do this. OH! Batteries. I also got all sorts of batteries. Triple A, double A, C, and 9V.***

***Oh - and if you do frequent Costco often - what are your favorite party foods from there? I've been to so many parties where the answer's always, "Oh I got it at Costco." So - what do you love from there?****


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